day off day off day off

University of Phoenix is trying to charge me a $110 application fee. I'm not even going there and they're saying I need to pay by the end of the month or they'll send the account to collection. Are you fucking kidding me? What a bunch of money hungry jack asses. Oh wait..it's college. NM.
Let's see. My bank account is in the positive for once. I have some cash to spend. woohooo. Not much mind you, but if I can still buy smokes on Tuesday from Friday's paycheck I am a happy camper. This month is the last $500 credit card payment. Than I can start saving for "THE TRIP" (cue trumpets and fanfare). I'm still so excited!!!
Got a job offer to sell life insurance today. Apparently they're looking for a managment trainee to take over. I told her I wasn't currently interested and would be moving to NC anyway come next summer. She told me they have locations there, and I should look them up after the move. I may do it. Hell, if it's decent money I'll do ALMOST anything for a few months till I get bored and/or peeved.
So our funnies for the day will include a special joke contributed by my friend Jill who is currently working my job in Germany. *ahem ahem*


Wonders Never Cease

Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemn
at her
bedside, and said: "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong? the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

Oh my Goodness, that's wonderful! The woman exclaimed. You
mean it has a penis and a brain? That doesn't happen often!"



heeheeheehee
ok. And as promised, our daily dose of weird calls at work.

1. Applegarth's Attic
2. Caribou Coffee (ew dude)
3. Rent A Plummer (clear your pipes, ma'am?)
4. Green Monkey Tree Service (MONKEYS!!!)
5. Tanfastic Salon (grammer is officially dead)
6. Piggy Blues Cafe
7. Steel City Erection (.....)

Ok kids. That's it for today. I'm probably spending the rest of the day catching up on some movie watching and boring activities to make up for the egg incident from last night. (eggs bacon grease=tossing cookies at 2am)
Wheeeeee. oh...I think I need a new windshield wiper....